High as a kite - If you don't laugh, you'll cry!

Me: Jarvion, where were you yesterday - we missed you in class.

Jarvion: Oh man Ms. B, you wouldn't believe it - I was soooo high all day yesterday. I think pot is taking over my life.

Me: (thinking - Is this an after-school special?) Well Jarvion, I really appreciate your honesty, but next time you are thinking about doing drugs..

Jarvion: (giggles, interrupting me) Ms. B you so white girl. (in a high, proper english voice) "doing drugs" - nobody says that!


Me: I guess we both have a lot to learn.